You've got to laugh at the theory of abiogenesis. Without any known mechanism that enables dead material to come to life, and against known physical laws that would actually prevent it, there are those who cling to their faith that someday, we'll find out how to make 1+1 equal three.

Remember, they once frothed at the mouth, insisting that life initially formed on earth. However, they now realize the fruitlessness and unsustainability of that myth, so they are turning to extraterrestrial sources: Mars!

We were created by an Alien being, so they're getting closer to the truth...